Showing posts with label Exert Yourself. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exert Yourself. Show all posts

Saturday, 1 June 2013

The Kit Connection - Minor Upgrades

Hey guys, a little bit of news regarding the future of my paintball kit. I figure with each passing event I'm going to try and add one more piece to my gear and tonight's update comes with one new item, and a couple of accessories on-deck.

Newest Addition:

Keep it simple stupid ;)
What can you add to your kit as a scenario player that's cheap and actually stands a chance of helping you out in the field? If you play a lot of woodsball scenarios, a couple pieces of CADPAT gear never hurt. Today my dad was nice enough to spontaneously buy me a simple CADPAT t-shirt that I'd been put on my upgrades shopping list over at Hero Army Surplus. Now, my upgrade list wasn't compiled purely based on the Hero catalogue but with the shop being local we just dropped in and it was an easy buy.

Yup, a dead-simple digital woodlands camo t-shirt is the latest upgrade to my kit albeit a rather mundane one. To be fair, until now I was playing with a long-sleeved black t-shirt that was far too warm and simply unsuitable for the upcoming Invasion of Normandy scenario at Skirmish Paintball which'll involve a lot of woodland combat.

Now I know, there are a lot more players out there with a lot more gear so what's a single t-shirt going to do for me? Essentially, if it comes down to a split-second draw and you're the only one with any level of concealment, you're going to hold a distinct advantage over your opponent.

I'm not saying you should go all-out and ghillie up, but a little camouflage never hurt.

On Deck:

As I've already mentioned, I'm looking to add more to my kit and a couple of items have come to the forefront. Now I'm not choosing these items based on some concept of "every new player should go in this order" because I've seen videos that claim there's a "perfect" order in which to buy upgrades but honestly, this isn't a video game where your needs have the same progression no matter who's playing. Your gear should adapt to the way you play, not the other way around. If your mentality has you wanting to hit the field one way, don't buy gear that works against what your mind's already good at doing. 

As an example, if you love getting up-close and personal, breaching rooms and other CQB tactics, don't go gearing yourself up with a sniper's kit because it's only going to get you killed. conversely, if you want to hang back and pick guys off to support your frontline teammates, buying a speedball marker and a 'Pinocchio' hopper. Sure you'll be able to keep heads down, but sniping will be almost completely out of the question and you're going to burn through a LOT of paint which means a LOT of money. This graphic, though unrelated to paintball, should give you an idea of what I'm talking about.

See the adorable little soldier sprites here? See how each one has different gear to go with their roles and the situations they'll be facing? This is how you should work your kit. 

I'm not saying that you need full body armour and camouflage equipment, I've already covered the whole "Tacti-cool" issue but put it this way... If stealth is your objective, don't go throwing on neon clothing and running around with bells on your shoes. If you're looking to be a one-man fireteam, odds are a single pistol and no back-up magazines just isn't going to cut it on the field. There's a time and place for everything out there guys (except spiders... I hate spiders) so figure out what works for YOU and then -though I hate to quote a soft-drink commercial- "do you". It's corny and far too cliche for my usual tastes but it works when it comes to organizing your kit.

Back to the matter-at-hand though... On-Deck Upgrades are:

Gloves: 

Standard personal protection. I got dinged a time or two on my hands and wrists back in April and so it might be a good idea to add a pair of armoured gloves to my set-up to keep from bruising my digits. I didn't have my game impaired by hand hits though as I only suffered three over the course of the weekend so these come in at a slightly lower priority for me in contrast to what other players have told me.

Tactical Light: 

There's going to be some guaranteed night-fighting this summer and if it goes anything like the night game I played in during the PRZ field opener, a flashlight with an added strobe function will come in handy for sure. Going from peering down a dark hallway to having a flickering light in your face makes it nearly impossible to get an accurate shot off.

Walkie-Talkies:

Definitely in the 'left field' portion of my potential upgrades but I almost always find myself closely allied with one or two individuals and communication can be extremely important especially if you're trying any maneuvers more complicated than "run in that direction and shoot anyone coming this way". They can be a good way to keep informed if you're shot and want to keep up-to-date on the situation as it changes during your re-insertion delay.   

Smoke Grenades: 

Again, PRZ's home opener was an eye-opener for me as to the usefulness of these little treats. One properly-used smoke grenade can help you clear a building where you stand to lose an equivalent value in paint. We managed to surrender 8-9 players in one building by lobbing in a cold smoke grenade. Those things smell and taste nasty, and where the rules permit'em, they can definitely swing the momentum in your favour.

Suggestions?

Well here's what it comes down to readers. Although I don't typically like letting others tell you what to do as it pertains to customizing your gear, I would appreciate some input from all of you. If you've used any of these items I'd like your opinions on them and how they've affected your game. None of them have any situation-specific nature so I have no problems asking for generalized information and as such, any personal experiences with them would be greatly appreciated! You can add your opinions, comments, questions etc in the "comments" area below the post :)

Thanks everyone, and remember...

Keep calm and throw paint!

Joshua J. Taylor - The 'Noob' Baller

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Soda Seer - "Exert Yourself"

Funny Fortunes:

You may be familiar with a company called Jones Soda as their products are sold at most Starbucks locations. Each bottle of their soda has a 'fortune' under the cap and my bottle today is what inspired this post.

It must seem ridiculous for me to write a paintball article based off of a bottle cap but I assure you that there's a legitimate lesson in all of this that EVERY baller needs to recognize. This piece of advice came on a day where I'd been reflecting on last weekend's Fight for Asylum event and wondering how I could've improved my performance and that's what made me think to write this all down.

I had a number of shortcomings over the weekend -that comes with being a first time player- but none more detrimental than the one alluded to by my little fortune telling friend here. I cracked open my bottle of Jones' Orange Cream Soda, a gift from the head office team visiting my work, to read "you can solve your problem if you exert yourself". Upon reading this very simple piece of advice it all became clear to me, and the seed was planted in my mind that would eventually grow into this blog post.

My mind went back to memories of me getting pinned down on the front line and desperately returning fire in an effort to keep enemy heads down. On more than a couple of occasions I managed to earn a break in enemy fire but neglected to capitalize on it. I tended to stay where I was after a quick exchange rather than push up to the next bunker and mostly because I doubted if I could make the run without being hit. When I read the fortune it became very clear that if I had chosen to exert myself a little more and just pushed my way forward despite my doubts, that on at least a few occasions I could've gained a serious edge on the battlefield.

Hunkerin' down and Bunkerin'

I'm a baller and I know it!

If you've never played at PRZ Paintball it might help you to take a look at the image embedded to the right. This is the warzone just outside of the warehouse (building in the background directly in-frame above the tire bunker) and its scattered bunkers make for very interesting firefights. There's also a 2-story building (left and out of frame) with windows providing an excellent overwatch position where players can lay down some serious fire on the bunkers to the left of the warehouse entrance. It was behind one of these such bunkers that I was pinned down from a couple of gunners holed-up in those damned windows and even though I had eyes on them, I still didn't move when I saw the gunners pop back behind cover.

I didn't exert myself, didn't push, didn't try to make a run to new cover even when I should have. Because I hesitated so much I wound up holding my team back as I was occupying a bunker that they could've used to move more forward from and I wasted roughly eight minutes of my time and far too much paint on just a couple of windows. If you doubt how demoralized I was during all of this, check out my expression in the next photo.

Desperate, but not Hopeless:

Okay, so HERE I was hopeless, but in the grand scheme of things I knew there was room to improve ;)

Copyright - Sheldon Carless
Now is this the face of a warrior-minded baller? Hell no. This is someone who's doubting their potential and who needs someone to shake the cobwebs out of their head and get them moving. Luckily enough I had my "Fantastic Four" team mates to get my spirits back up and teach me how to better handle this sort of situation but not everyone will have that kind of support so here I sit, writing an article.

If you're a NooB like me, don't be afraid to admit it. Everyone who ever did anything worthy of note was once a 'NooB' in that field and had to learn from others along the way. I just hope that this article will give my fellow noobs a heads-up about how to conduct themselves on the field for a better playing experience. I'm not saying that you can't have fun while endlessly longballing your targets, but there's a certain satisfaction to running up and bunkering them and knowing that you made a sick sprint to do it!

Exert Yourself!

Seriously guys, that's all it takes. Sure there's the old adage of "work smart, not hard" but in some cases you just need to push through a situation with pure effort. Maybe that means daring to take on enemy fire for an objective, or pushing yourself to run up and slide into the next bunker during a quick pause in the enemy's covering fire. Whatever the case may be, a little hustle never hurt anyone... Not without reward at least.

So, if you're ever pinned down and wondering what to do, just remember...

Keep calm, EXERT YOURSELF, and throw paint!

Joshua J. Taylor -  The 'Noob' Baller