Gear Up!
I'd like to welcome you to "The Barrel Condom", aka the 'main' page of this Noob's blog.
The Noob Baller is all about paintball as it's seen through my eyes as a total beginner. I started this blog to give a very different perspective, one that will (hopefully) get to evolve over time as I gain experience, stories, and new angles that become evident to a more experienced 'baller.
The Noob:
That's me! Your friendly neighbourhood greenhorn, newbie, fresh meat, human shield... You name it, I probably fit the description.
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My name's Josh and it's nice to have you stop by readers. It's my goal to provide beginner-ballers with all of the advice and reviews that I can muster from personal experiences and my more experienced friends. I'll be featuring vendor recommendations though nothing 'sponsored', product reviews, stories about my matches, tournaments (if any)... Essentially whatever I do in the sport, if it's worth a mention, will wind up on here in some form.
Again, my goal is to help players just getting into paintballing so if you're a fellow 'noob' and you want to get a heads-up about something, just post it in a comment on here or like my Facebook page "The Noob Baller" and leave a post there. If you post something I'll do what I can to help and as quickly as I can do it.
I know what it's like to be new at all this... It sucks the big one sometimes but luckily, when I showed my interest outwardly I was lucky enough to have a group of people who jumped to help me get into the sport so I'd like to be that person for you if you need a 'way in'.
Here We Go!
So, without further ado, welcome to The Noob Baller, your source for a beginner's view on the sport of paintball, and the paintball community. Have fun while you're here and remember...
Keep calm, and throw paint!
Joshua J. Taylor - 'The Noob Baller'
